A xmas poem for the folks at C30 World…

Twas the night before christmas on the C30 threads
Not an engine was turning
Not even Little Reds!

TrevorDJ was happily tangled in wires
Irukandji was home
Fitting new winter tires

Damien, busily cleaning his steelies
While Buster was out
On his bike pulling wheelies.

When all of a sudden, a crash and a clatter
So they rushed to the forum
To see what was the matter!

“It must have been Santa!” yelled a jumpy Coolbreeze
“He’s handing out Spoilers
Made by Heico Sportiv!”

So the gang got together and jumped in their cars
Led by Genjy and Fletcher,
And mighty King Khan.

They followed the sleigh, had to swerve past a tree,
Thanks to Heysa’s quick thinking,
(And DTSC)

But as they got closer, it occured to young Dirty,
“Hey, that ain’t no sleigh!
Its a fricken C30!”

It weaved in and out of the trucks and the wagons
Then D-Wright exclaimed
“It’s the Tail of the Dragon!”

They tore through the three-eighteen turns and survived
“there’s the gift shop!” said Alcone
“he must be inside!”

They burst through the doors to find they’d been duped,
“but that isn’t Santa!
‘Tis The Dude in a suit!”

“So?” Asked Adagio “Do you have our free gear?”
“YES! FREE SPOILERS TO ALL! HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!”